Saturday, March 15, 2008

Cashing in

So ... you've all heard about Governor Spitzer by now. (If not, you've been in a dark cave on Venus with wads of cotton in your ears.) Now the media is digging into the background of "Kristen" the governor's favorite call girl. (I wish her name was Vette ... that would really help with Punisher sales.)

Anyway ...

It turns out that "Kristen" under her real name (Ashley or something) is also an aspiring singer. She's recently made over a million dollars from people downloading her songs from the Internet.

Uh .....

I would like to announce that I too have had a long affair with Governor Spitzer. Yeah. That's right. We did it all the time. Like rabbits.

I'd like to now direct everyone to Amazon.com. Bring your Visa card.

8 comments:

Steve Allan said...

Does this mean we're going to get a topless Gischler on the cover of the New York Post?

Victor Gischler said...

Steve,

Trying to get folks to buy my books ... not burn them!

VG

Janet Reid said...

Sold!

Victor Gischler said...

Janet,

Welcome to Blogpocalypse! I hope agenting is going well.

VG

Lorri@poisonedpen said...

Victor, Would you be interested in coming out to Arizona to sign GO=-Go Girls of the Apocalypse?

Lorri@poisonedpen.com

The Poisoned Pen
4014 N Goldwater Blvd. Suite 101
Scottsdale, AZ 85251
www.poisonedpen.com

Victor Gischler said...

Lorri,

The short answer ... "Hell yes!"

Let me check with my people.

VG

p.s. I actually don't have "people" ... but let me get back to you.

Mike MacLean said...

Gischler + poisoned pen = very cool

If you do come out to the AZ make sure it's during August so you won't miss out on the balmy 120 degree weather.

And if you've got the time, I'll buy you a beer...or five.

mikecane2008 said...

Geez. I wish I'd know about this post at the time, it would have made a great link!