Thursday, June 30, 2016
There is actually no point at all to this blog post except to talk about Epcot. Why? Because I like Epcot. It's really that simple. It's my favorite of the Disney parks in Orlando. My good pal author Anthony Neil Smith tells me Epcot is his least favorite park because it is woefully out of date and showing it's age. I don't completely agree with this, but I do see his point when I'm over by the 3D show (are they still reviving Captain Eo?) and that terrible Figment imagination ride. So, yeah, I get it.
But the reason I love Epcot more than the other parks (although I like them too) is that as I am now squarely into middle age (which may or may not have anything to do with it) I find that I am much more about relaxation and entertainment than I am about rides. I mean, I like the rides, and I wouldn't want to leave Epcot without hitting Test Track and Soarin', but I'm much more keen to wander at a slow crawl around the World Showcase with a beer in my hand, taking in the entertainment.
I was sorry to hear that Canada's rock-n-roll bagpipe and kilt band (I don't remember their actual name) had moved on. Used to love those guys. But there is still plenty of good entertainment opportunities around the World Showcase. A mariachi band in Mexico sounds a little corny and cliché, but why not while you're enjoying a cold Mexican beer? In China they have acrobats. There are street performers in the UK and a British Invasion band at the rear of the pavilion. The band shell across from the American Experience usually has something going on. The Japanese drum show is cool. I like to start around lunch time, make an afternoon of it, and then finish before the wave of evening tourists. Staying through dinner is a good option, but often I leave before then.
And when Epcot hosts the Food & Wine Festival, you can crank the whole experience up to eleven.
The last time I was in Epcot I was all by myself (I was there to run a 5k) so I eased through the World Showcase at my own pace, taking it in at my leisure and NOT standing in line for an hour for rides. So ... like I said. No real burning need for this blog post. No amazing insights. I just like Epcot.
Monday, June 20, 2016
What do I mean by that? I guess what I mean is that most writers know getting his/her work made into a film is a long shot. Such a long shot that putting any time or energy into it probably seems ... well ... stupid. And yet writers do it all the time. Are we stupid? Hopeful? Both?
Example: A few months ago I put the scripts for all five issues of my creator-owned comic Sally of the Wasteland into a single file and then dumped that file into Final Draft the popular "industry standard" screenwriting program. I would like to say that the program instantly transformed the comic book scripts into a film screenplay, but that would be a whopper of a lie. Still, if you squinted just right, the document did look a tiny bit screenplay-ish. I spent some time (time I should have been spending on other projects ... because I'm stupid and hopeful) hammering the thing into shape, making it look less like a comic book script and more like a screenplay.
It worked. After all my efforts, I sat back and looked at what I'd done. A 90 page feature screenplay. Cool. So .... now what?
At the time of writing this blog post, three of my novels are currently under option. I'm grateful for this, but all of these projects are happening "way over there" and I don't really feel connected to them at all. I'm keen to be hands on, so maybe Sally is my chance. Maybe. Who knows?
I hooked up with a like-minded fellow (I won't out him here in case he does not want to be thought of as stupid and hopeful) who liked the script and did a break down. We've discussed casting and funding and all that. It's all in the very early stages. As a comic, we billed Sally as "B-movie" and "grindhouse" and I'd love to approach the film version the same way. This could all end up being a stupid waste of time, but if I shunned everything difficult or unlikely, I'd never get anywhere. I guess that's the point. Hey, Gischler, you're wasting your time. Yeah? You might be right. I think I'm going to hit my head against this brick wall anyway.
In the meantime, Sally of the Wasteland still exists as a graphic novel. Check it out HERE.
Friday, June 3, 2016
So in order to pay the mortgage, I feel obligated to harass you fine people every now and then into spending some money. I've been mostly pimping my fantasy trilogy recently since that's my latest thing, but just to mix it up, let's reach into the bag of forgotten stuff.
My first novel was Gun Monkeys, and it was nominated for an Edgar Award. After being published by the fine folks at UglyTown, Bantam Dell picked up mass market and eBook rights. I found out recently that the book has finally earned out after a 39 dollar check arrived in the mail. BIG BUCKS. So if you want to see the book that got me started, well, have a look maybe.
Sunday, February 7, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Thursday, January 28, 2016
It's been a little over a week since A Painted Goddess was published, completing the epic fantasy trilogy A Fire Beneath the Skin, the story of young Rina Veraiin who is gifted with magical tattoos that give her extraordinary powers. Three novels full of magic, sword stabbings and steamy romantical whatnot. Check out the trilogy HERE.
The feedback has been awesome so far, and I am hugely grateful to all my readers. You guys rock and/or roll.
This is the part of the process where I come to you hat in hand and ask, "If you really liked the books, please consider writing a short honest review." And I hope you do. Reviews help authors. You don't have to do this. Obviously. That you read the books is already pretty cool. So I wouldn't put you on the spot to do more. But if you felt like leaving a review ...
And a few quick updates: For those asking if I will return to the world of Helva for more books, yes, I'd love to. I have PLENTY of ideas. It just depends on how well this trilogy sells. Ink Mage sold very, very well. We're waiting to see if the other two books catch up. Fingers crossed. For those asking about a paperback version of A Painted Goddess, the answer is yes. It's coming in March. Audio book? Yes, that's on the way too.
I've enjoyed writing these books immensely. Again, thanks for reading.
Sunday, January 17, 2016
A PAINTED GODDESS hits Kindles Tuesday, January 19, meaning the epic adventure that began with INK MAGE will reach it's exciting conclusion. Keep in mind, A Fire Beneath the Skin is a trilogy, yes three novels but all one big story. So if you're not a reader yet then get started HERE with book one. If you're already caught up with the first two books, then it's time to order A PAINTED GODDESS!
As a writer, it has been a long time dream for me to write a fantasy trilogy. I'm glad I was able to finally achieve this ambition, and Ink Mage is my most read novel. Readers are still steadily ordering the sequel and pre-ordering the final book. I'm hugely grateful to all of you out there.